Dream guy

I'm pretty sure every teenage girl is looking for their dream boy (or girl, doesn't matter). So in order to make it easy, I made a checklist.

• Taller than me (I'm 5'10")
• Stronger than me
• Spastic.. but in control
• Adventurous
• Speaks another language (Spanish is best)
• Respectful
• Driven to succeed
• Makes his money... And a lot of it!
• Has a lot of friends

Ugh... this doesn't even begin to describe it. Screw perfect, I just want a guy who does his best. Best part? I found him <3

The F Word...Frustration

I wish my F word was the other one... the one that makes you feel all good and stuff. But no. It's not. And lets be honest, how many guys are really worth my time? Gah it makes me so.........frustrated.

Frustration: n.

1: the act of frustrating

2a : the state or an instance of being frustrated b : a deep chronic sense or state of insecurity and dissatisfaction arising from unresolved problems or unfulfilled needs

3: something that frustrate

Granted, if you're smart enough to read my blog, you probably know the definition of frustrated, but this is beside the point. My mother once told me to write down what is bothering you and you'll feel better. So here it goes:

1) My flippin knee hurts 24/7

2) Said knee is making me sit out reps in practice

3) My Coach now limits my playing time because of it

4) My shin splints will be the death of me

5) But not if Calculus kills me first

6) Boys are dumbasses

7) They only want to, get ready here's an F word, fuck you

8) But then when you decide he could be worth your time, regardless if he wants to pound you everyday, he decides it'd be weird. Alright.

9) They said I can't wear a bandana

10) Screw. You. Establishment.

11) Fight the power!!

12) I am gonna drop out of school, and sell dope (when that becomes legal. Cali kids! don't forget to vote for pot legalization!!) Bob Marley stuff. Cool.

13) And wear all the bandanas I want.

14) Everyday

15) So suck ittttttttttttt biotch

16) Yeah, I went there. I am nonconformist now, so I can do that.

17) Not to insult real nonconformists, although complementing them should make them mad too... lose-lose in my not-so-humble opinion.

Hehe I used humble and my in the same sentence. Mind. Blown.

Moral of the story:

And I'll leave you with this:
Everybody get hurt, everybody cries
Everybody falls down, not everybody rise
Not everybody talks, but everybody lies
Not everybody lives, but everybody dies

-Blue Scholars

Deuces,

Grizzity

Confidence is key if you're gonna Get Grizzity

So today, I (in all my shining glory) started a blog completely dedicated to my random ramblings. After being repeatedly harassed via facebook for 'saying crazy shit' I decided to do the world a favor, and post publicly. Because knowledge is power. And if anyone knows about power it's me. Cause imma boss. Imma straight up westside boss.

Self-confidence is a big issue with people these days. You don't have it, and they send you to workshops and tell you to love yourself. If you're one of the chosen few who do have a ton of it (ahem) people hate you, or leech onto you.

Because I'm willing to bet you'd rather be hated by few than hated by yourself, I have some helpful hints.

Hint #1: Look in the mirror everyday. Find something you love about yourself. Tomorrow, pick something new. Next thing you know, you love every damn thing about yourself. Trust me, I'm drinking Dr.Pepper bitch.
Hint #2: Remember: Haters suck. Look at them like they're crazy everytime they talk, and they'll break down... doesn't that make ya feel fly :)
Hint #3 (The Grizzity Way): fold up a bandana and wear it like a headband. I wear it to volleyball all the time. How bomb.com do you think I look? flippin. awesome.

I think im liking this blogging stuff... now people just have to read it.

Read. Comment. Follow. Get Grizzity.